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The Butterfly Lesson

 Once upon a crime... When a butterfly stops flying the other butterflies says 'hey that shithead has stopped flying' so they all landed. No sign of a butterfly was seen only butter...  The moral of this story is if you stop flying you'll be eaten by frogs and people will start calling you butter. Very relatable for humans too. As we all eat butter

Future Search

 It's the 6th of September, 2420. I am 96 y/o young fellow.  I was looking at my old stuffs and saw my old model of my iPhone pro.  I saw the picture of my two friends which we took about back when we were 69, on a street with a billboard behind us on top of a building. It's been a while so I decided to visit them because I missed them so much I flew to a Search building to look for them and so searched for them through the machine. The man told me that I need to pay three million to see for the result.  Three is odd but just I thought it might probably be corruption but I'd do anything for my buddies. So I payed... Three results were shown with only one person alive. The Indian woman with the sare on the Billboard was alive! oh my gosh I was so happy. I didn't know that lady though He asked me if I wanted to visit her. I said no but my dental operation I had the previous day left the man hearing 'Ofcourse I do'.  So I booked a travelling ticket for the next 2 m